Tiger: More ruh-roh?

I'm big into early rock and roll, and one thing that amuses me about it is that "rock 'n' roll" meant sex, while "balling" meant dancing.

 

That Bryan Adams album was on heavy personal cassette rotation in 1985 and he looked the age, so I assumed the whole way it was biographical. Folks alter lyrics all the time to fit a sweet spot.

 

Nobody can seriously think that Tiger fucking Woods would enter any relationship longer than a cab ride without an NDA.

A guy like him, for reasons of his own doing and the sheer avarice of this world, is so statistically unlikely to ever have a real relationship ever again that he’d be derelict in his responsibility to his kids if he did more than wave to someone without an NDA.

Tiger isn’t going to find the love of his life any faster than he’s going to find his next major trophy. Any relationship he has for the rest of his life is going to be transactional.

 

I'm kinda over Tiger already. I'm already dreading him steamrolling the Champions Tour. He might as well debut with one of those golf cars with 40-inch rims.

 

If it’s hurting his back, he’s doing it wrong.

Pro tip, kids: woman on top, man on bottom.

 

I don’t think squeeze box means an accordion anymore.

 

Imagine my surprise when I found out that Cannibal Corpse's Hammer Smashed Face is about just that.

 

A local shock jock used that as his intro song back in the 90s. He used a different version of the song on Fridays.

 

You guys need to take a field trip over to genius. com.