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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

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  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    CNN just confirmed that Woods has been released from the hospital. His publicist has also released a statement saying Tiger is fine.

    Phil Mickelson rushed over, pulled Tiger out of the car and performed CPR. When asked to describe the procedure, Phil simply stated "Fuck I'm good. Just ask me."
     
    Care Bear, Nov 27, 2009
    #109
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Shit, Care Bear. I finally figured it out. He was rushing to Lynchburg to rescue you and take you out drinking. Cosmo's fault - he gave him bad direx and forget to warn him about the hydrant.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #110
  3. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    direx, huh?
     
    JackReacher, Nov 27, 2009
    #111
  4. mb

    mb Active Member

    Rees Jones redid his driveway without telling him?
     
    mb, Nov 27, 2009
    #112
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Lou keeps asking why he is sharing a room with Hines Ward
     
    Boom_70, Nov 27, 2009
    #113
  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe Elin cooks a terrible turkey, and at 2:30 a.m. he just couldn't effing stand it anymore. Waffle House run!
     
    playthrough, Nov 27, 2009
    #114
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    There's a baked chicken joke to be made here, but I'm not the guy to do it.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Nov 27, 2009
    #115
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Are we sure there weren't any French phtographers around?
     
    JR, Nov 27, 2009
    #116
  9. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Did he run out and start another board?
     
    Mystery Meat II, Nov 27, 2009
    #117
  10. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I have never been as drunk as I was last night. It took me twenty minutes to figure out how to turn my computer on just now...but I did not hit a fire hydrant or tree at 2am. I only hit the bottle.
     
    Care Bear, Nov 27, 2009
    #118
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Haven't read this thread, but I hope Joe Girardi was the one who pulled him out of the wreck.
     
    21, Nov 27, 2009
    #119
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Now THAT is funny. I heard he was pissed when he found www.wewannabelikeSportsJournalists.com was taken.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #120
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