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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Wesley probably has that tree booby-trapped in case the IRS comes knocking.
     
  2. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Evidently things have gotten so bad for the AP that they now have porn stars working for them:

     
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It was getting too easy for Tiger Woods to get out on the roadway so Isleworth moved the tree and fire hydrant to penalize poor driving.
     
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Stevie is still going through the yardage book, mumbling, "I swear to GOD, those fucking things are NOT on here."
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I hate it when they Tiger-proof a road like that.
     
  6. mb

    mb Active Member

    OK. That's really good. As is Inky's follow-up.
     
  7. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Driver into the woods -- that's gonna hurt the ol' fairways percentage.
     
  8. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Awesome.
     
  9. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    I think he was going to go help O.J. look for the real killers.

    Either that or he decided to beat Peter King to the $6.50 DVD players at Wal Mart.
     
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    It's Florida, he was trying to beat the retirees to the Early Bird breakfast.
     
  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    TMZ already all over this:

    http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-fire-hydrant-accident-photo/
     
  12. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    I believe that that hydrant is a gay homosexual.

    NTTAWWT
     
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