Tiger Woods in Car Accident

From what I understand, the general rule of having affairs (I've never had one) is have one with a person on your "level". If you make a ton of money, don't have an affair with someone making minimum wage, etc.

Have an affair with someone who has the same amount to lose as you.

Who could TW possibly have an affair with? Maybe Elin has hit the "wife is a mommy now and won't put out anymore...". He wouldn't be the first frustrated husband.

 

Elvis Presley had a hot young wife and still managed to fool around, I believe. Kept it pretty quiet, too.

Of course, Elvis had mommy issues and was turned off by women who were mothers.

 

So someone like Tiger could only bang someone as rich and famous as he is? Please. There's a way better chance he's banged strippers and bartenders.

 

And thinking of all the affairs I can remember hearing about, especially among famous people, I'd say the majority aren't with someone on their "level." Politicians aren't banging other politicians. Rich guys are likely to go with the secretary instead of a fellow CEO. Baseball broadcasters go with low-level employees. And on and on. So yeah, I'd agree with Ryan on this one.

 

"Damn straight."

 

Otherwise all he would have is Oprah Winfrey or Phil Mickelson.

 

Well...of course. High-powered people getting together with low-powered people. Those are the ones that eventually come out.

 

One this is for sure, it's better to be clubbed by your caddie than by your angry wife.

 

As do Presidents:

 

This is BY FAR the funniest post on this thread, and this thread has some pretty funny posts.

Simply fucking outstanding, mb. You always bring it on these threads.

 

On a Sunday night in late 2005 at Light nightclub in the Bellagio, I saw Tiger Woods dancing closely with a blonde who was not Elin but looked almost as pretty. He then left through the kitchen with his bodyguard and 2 minutes later the blonde left through the same kitchen with another of his bodyguards.

As for the pending charges noted in the wreck above, don't be surprised if the charges are against Elin, for attacking Tiger...in a domestic incident, the victim his no say in the matter being pursued. Plus, if he's planning to divorce her anyway, this incident might be just what he needs to void the prenup.

 

Somewhere, Billy Joel has finally discovered his short game.