Tiger Woods in Car Accident

It's usually the help. A bodyguard, a nanny, etc. So with all the details about the kids, I'm guessing a nanny.

 

Makes sense. She's probably cut off now and is willing to tattle.

 

A Mississippi paper reports that two blogs are reporting, that Tiger has checked into a rehab facility in Hattiesburg, Miss., to get treatment for his sex addiction.

http://www.sunherald.com/pageone/story/1870893.html

EDIT: Apparently, the blogs got this one right. Don't want to go into details here, but the red light on the Batphone came on and confirmed it.

 

I'm not trying to be a smart ass here but, is there a such thing as a male who doesn't have an addiction to sex?

 

Sure.

But there are degrees (see: Clinton, W. J., etc.)

 

Also Gingrich, Newt; Vitter, David; Edwards, John; Ensign, John; Swaggart, Jimmy.

 

Like I said, is there a male you know who isn't addicted to hittin' it?

 

The idea that one goes to Hattiesburg to cure sex addiction leaves me with more comic fodder than I can reasonably digest.

 

The rehab clinic he's supposed to be in is actually in Arizona.

 

Now, now. I'm sure Tiger's in Hattiesburg just trying to live a normal life. He's a simple guy. Riding his tractor, wearing his Wranglers...

 

Although "tractor" does seem like a crude nickname for a woman.

 

If you let "hittin' it" as you so eloquently put it, be your guiding principle in life, you have some serious issues.

Sex is fun sure, but it is not everything.