Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Sure. You got Jackie Sherrill castration jokes, Hattiesburg is the safest city because of a lack of attractive women, etc., etc.

 

So are you saying you don't like to have sex?

 

I do, but it is not my everything.

Two things a former professor, who is more like a father figure than a professor, told me:
"You spend more of your life standing up than laying down."
"There is more to life than tokin' and pokin'."

 

Not sure if I agree with your professor on that second one.......

But seriously, my point is this -- when a dude gets caught cheating I find the "sex addiction" excuse to be lame and bullshit. I know in the 80's and 90's addiction became buzz words to excuse almost every negative behaviour but I never bought into the whole sex addiction thing.

I suppose a guy like Jeffrey Dahmer or Ted Bundy has a legitimate sexual addiction which is clearly unhealthy, but a guy like Tiger, who has lots of ass thrown his way and can't say no to it, that's more normal than abnormal so I ain't buying the "I have a sexual addiction" defense.

 

I believe there is such a thing as sex addiction. I don't personally know anyone who has had it, but, I have known enough people in my life for whom the pursuit was all they ever cared about.

I was just disagreeing with the blanket statement of what man doesn't have a sex addiction, I don't think about it all the time, or chase it, which is what I understand addiction to be. Like a heroin addict only cares about getting their next blast, I would assume the sex addict only cares about getting off.

 

Male chastity belts do exist. So I've heard.

 

She believes she found a cure......

 

Do it like my dad said he was going to make me quit smoking, throw me in a room with a carton of smokes until I can't take it anymore? For sex, well, use your imagination.

 

You have obviously never been to Hattiesburg. It's a good-sized Southern town with a large university that was originally a teacher's college. More good-looking women there than they know what to do with. I ought to know; I married one.

Apparently, the sex-addiction clinic there has become a popular spot for celebrities who want to rehab in a quiet out-of-the-way place. And Hattiesburg is pretty quiet and out of the way. Former ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips was spotted there last summer.

 

Zag, there's a certain amount of truth in what you say. However, I'd say that Tiger does have some kind of addiction.

He screwed around on a SWEDISH UNDERWEAR MODEL. If that can't keep you at home, you have a problem.

 

And I also read he's supposedly at one in South Africa. So which is it?