Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Dave Justice fucked around on Halle Berry. Bruce Willis fucked around on Demi Moore. Billy Bob Thorton fucked around on Angelina Jolie.......

In other words, who a person is banging at home at some point becomes, well, the old lady, and has little to do with his desire to fuck others.

 

That's Dave Chappelle.

 

Folks, when are some of you people gonna get this right? He didn't constantly have 'ass thrown his way.' He pursued ass. Relentlessly. Recklessly. Thrill-seekingly. Many of these women say Tiger damn near stalked them without regard to privacy or their boyfriends... and he wouldn't take no for an answer. And why is that so hard for some of you to believe? Have you not seen how Tiger works on a golf course?

By all accounts, he often paid for it. If it were constantly being thrown at him, why would he need to pay for it?

I got nothin' on the addiction aspect of this. Who knows?

But please, let's get the facts right.

 

If Hallie Berry isn't enough to keep you at home, you've got a problem.

 

Speaking of facts ... Dahmer and Bundy were NOT sex addicts.

Not sure I buy the claim Tiger is a sex addict either.


Lugs, where are you getting your facts ... On the relentless and reckless pursuit?

Even if that is true, and I'm not sure it is ... I'm still not sure that qualifies him as a sex addict.

I agree with Boadie's post about there being sex addicts ...

 

Reminds me of a joke a Toronto-area comic (Jason Rouse) told when I saw him at a club one night....

"When I was a kid, my father caught me and my brother smoking. So he took us both into the garage, and gave us each a big, fat cigar.....

Then he made us suck his cock!

I don't smoke anymore. My brother does, but I don't."

 

As people have posted here before, probably even somewhere on this thread, show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you the guy tired of fucking her.

 

But is he playing touch football golf in the mud with his buddies while wearing Wranglers?

 

I saw on the news that Tiger is giving $3 million to Haiti relief. I think that's great, but it gave me the visual of him up late at night curled up on the couch with a blanket and Bon-Bons getting emotional at the news coverage texting "Haiti" to 90999 some 300,000 times.

 

True.....but he chose to maintain relationships with these women.....more than just having sex as often as he could, and with total random women. With my dimestore psych degree I'd say he's more addicted to pretty women liking him, relying on him, dropping everything else to be with him. Having 1 beautiful wife wasn't a rush.....juggling 10+ women was.

 

He should've moved to Utah. Problem solved.

 

You can't be this big a dummy, can you?