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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Webster

    Webster Well-Known Member

    Not saying that the story is false, but why would he go to a clinic and risk the publicity or the leaks from other patients? He's got the coin to have any doctors, nurses, etc. to conduct the rehab at one of his houses.
     
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Naughty nympho nurses, at that.
     
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    To hang out and swap skank-fucking stories with Steve Phillips?
     
  4. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Strictly PR, who's going to believe if he does it your way. This is a complete sham.
     
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Completely agree. Unless there's some program benefit to having these folks all together collectively to share their situations, there's no way he'd risk being exposed, and he would fly people into his place for the treatment.

    And personally, puttting a bunch of sex addicts together in the same facility seems akin to having a drug treatment facility in a pharmacy or holding AA meetings in a liquor store.
     
  6. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Should someone change the thread title? I keep seeing it and thinking he's gotten into ANOTHER accident.
     
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Since Tiger has no front teeth he probably chose Mississippi venue to not stand out as much.
     
  8. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I say let the guy be. He's trying to save his marriage. I don't care much for what he's done but enough is enough.
    I'm sure there's some sleazy news organization who has tried to get someone admitted to the place as a sex addict with the hope of getting some more dirt on Tiger while he's in therapy.
     
  9. Pancamo

    Pancamo Active Member

    No chance Tiger Woods has stood up in front of a group of people and said, "Hi, I'm Eldrick and I am addicted to pussy."

    The other "addicts" in this room are taking notes so they can sell their lottery ticket to the Enquirer.
     
  10. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Yes. Let's all pitch in and send him an industrial-size barrel of hand lotion from SportsJournalists.com.
     
  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I guess throwing in a SportsJournalists.com thong would be out of the question?
     
  12. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Excellent.
     
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