Tiger Woods in Car Accident

I don't get it. We all make mistakes. Where's the love and the compassion for a guy who took a wrong turn down the complicated road of life?

 

stuckinrehabwithtigerwoods.blogspot.com

 

Don't you mean "driveway" of life.

 

I picture Tiger taking the Jack Nicholson role from Cuckoo's. He's going there as a way to get back sponsors, instead of avoid prison.

Nurse Ratched is there, belittling poor Billy for his fantasies.

Tiger: What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver.

Tiger: They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

Tiger: She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a goddamn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

Night Nurse: Mr. Turkle?
Tiger: Where the fuck is he, why doesn't he answer her?
Taber: He's jerkin' off somewhere.
Orderly Turkle: Ain't no one jerkin' off nowhere muthafucker!
Tiger: Turkle what the fuck are you doing in here? Go out and talk to her.
Orderly Turkle: I'm doin' the same fuckin' thing your doin'- hidin'!

Tiger: Jesus Christ! D'you nuts wanna play cards or do ya wanna fuckin' jerk off?

 

Sex addiction rehab? More like image rehab.

 

I guess you have never made a mistake in your perfect life.
The guy fucked up. He doesn't owe you an explanation. He doesn't owe me one either. The people who are really hurt by this, his wife and children, he does owe an explanation. He is reportedly getting help for his "problem."
What more can he do? Also, how much more do you really want to know about this? Do you want to see the video of what he did with these women.
I say enough is enough. It's time to move on and give the guy a break.

 

Sez you. He slept with my mother, wife, sister, girlfriend, neighbor and my other girlfriend. So I'm not ready to forgive and forget yet.

 

That's all it is. I wouldn't be surprised if he "finds religion" as well.

 

Courtesy of Jon Wertheim of si.com:

Justin Gimelstob on Facebook: "So the latest is, TIGER is a SEX ADDICT?! Let's not overly complicate this, ACCESS+ARROGANCE+SELFISHNESS-MORALS=LOTS AND LOTS OF SEX!!"

 

IIRC, there's been no solid evidence that Tiger's in treatment anywhere; just one blog report that keeps getting bandied about.

But that doesn't stop the LAT from going whole hog on the story:

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-tiger-woods21-2010jan21,0,4621995.story

Chickenshit journalism, IMO.