Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Very nice, A_QB, very nice!!!!!

That was the only thing this thread was missing.

 

Police and highway patrol news conferences are some of the lamest shows going.

 

If you want to know what really happened, watch this. A Chinese news station has recreated the entire event for our amusement.

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It's a good thing they included the subtitles because I couldn't understand the narrator.

 

That is awesome. I can't believe they were able to get live shots. Must be Chinese spy satellites hovering over Florida.

I agree that Elin doesn't look as good as she used to. Kind of plastic-looking here. Has she had a lot of work done?

 

They knew all they needed to know - he was at the wheel of a vehicle that went out of control and crashed into a hydrant and a tree. In the absence of an explanation, let alone a viable explanation, how do they not charge him with at least careless driving?

Given the alternative - that she was indeed beating the shit out of the car, and that if the truth comes out the PR nightmare will be extensive - I'd say he'll eat the careless driving charge and close the book on it. If possible.

 

Someone should launch an investigation into those hats the police were wearing.

 

So true. And funny.

 

I find it hard to believe that Tiger would get caught up with a reality show contestant. I'd hope that Jordan, Barkley and Jeter would have tutored him better in the ways of cheating on a significant other.
There is a type of woman that will keep things on the down low, they realize that once you talk, your "career" as an "other woman" for famous people is done. Considering Tiger's wealth and fame, his travels to Dubai and other far off haunts, no way he'd be stupid enough to have a picture taken or leave a voice mail with someone he's cheating on his wife with.

 

It wasn't his brain that was doing the logical thinking ;-))

 

Hahaha....great point! ;D

 

More and more, I'm getting the sense that Tiger envisioned himself as a Tony Soprano-type when it came to relations with the ladies. Marry someone classy and quiet to stay at home, to be the public face of your empire, to raise your children, someone who doesn't ask too many questions about the business, and then on the side, you bang various skanks you'd never be seen in public with. Your wife probably suspects something is up, but never says anything.

Then one day you fuck the wrong person, someone talks, and your wife decides she will not tolerate being publicly embarrassed, so she throws you out of the house.

If it comes out that Tiger had a fling with one-legged Heather Mills, I will feel further validated.