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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

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  1. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Call it the John Elway rule.
     
    Mizzougrad96, Dec 1, 2009
    #721
  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    What?
     
    Care Bear, Dec 1, 2009
    #722
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    How did he get that picture of me??
     
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    dooley_womack1, Dec 1, 2009
    #723
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Tiger's done.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Dec 1, 2009
    #724
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    We had that a page or two ago, Predictor.

    Let's try not to confuse things. Looks like it's going to be hard enough to keep an accurate count of all the 19th holes where Tiger's put his putter.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Dec 1, 2009
    #725
  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Is this awful?

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
     
    Care Bear, Dec 1, 2009
    #726
  7. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Nice...... :D
     
    Double J, Dec 1, 2009
    #727
  8. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Double Down,

    Did you make that accenture ad? I want to give proper credit when I email it around and tell them that's the work of the Washington Post's Les Carpenter. :D
     
    Mizzougrad96, Dec 1, 2009
    #728
  9. TwoGloves

    TwoGloves Well-Known Member

    Was flipping through the channels last night and I saw the crawl on Nancy Grace's show saying a neighbor "frantically" called 911 and that Tiger's car was a total wreck. Did anybody else think that call was "frantic" and I'm pretty sure he didn't total a $50K vehicle by damaging the front end. Who in the hell would watch that crap?
     
    TwoGloves, Dec 1, 2009
    #729
  10. Upper Tupper

    Upper Tupper Member

    Broderick Crawford would have kicked Tiger's ass.

     
    Upper Tupper, Dec 1, 2009
    #730
  11. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    Or, if there's trouble in paradise, he'd better hope the Mrs. doesn't hate him enough to sell her story to the Enquirer/TMZ/Oprah.
     
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    trifectarich, Dec 1, 2009
    #731
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You have to "frantically" call 911. It's against the law to "hesitantly" or "sleepily" call 911.
     
    Ace, Dec 1, 2009
    #732
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