Tiger Woods in Car Accident

First thing I thought of after reading that, too. Nice call.

 

As long as Tiger doesn't admit to wearing a gold thong, too.

 

Holy shit you guys.

All I meant was that when I skimmed the statement, I was looking for something that definitively admitted adultery. Remember when Kobe's shit went down? He didn't say stuff like "transgressions." He came right out with "I am guilty of adultery."

What Tiger said is a confession, no doubt, but doesn't contain any hard-hitting phrases.

 

Why would it?

You think Tiger wants headlines that read "Tiger admits cheating" or "Tiger admits adultery"? Hell no. Instead, it's "Tiger: I let down my family" or "Tiger admits transgressions."

Huge difference.

 

No shit.

Of course he's going to polish it up and keep those phrases out. I never said he SHOULD have them in there. All I was saying is they WEREN'T there. Just a simple observation, that's all.

Did you wake up in the mood to pick a meaningless pissing match this morning?

 

Never awake the wrath of Sonner.

 

Not at all. I think I was just stuck on your statement that the release was unclear. That's all. Not trying to pick a fight.

Besides, I woke up several hours ago. I've already had my coffee. Not in the mood to fight.

 

Yeah, let's not take our eyes off the prize. More Tiger text messages and voicemails, please!

 

I just saw it on tv last night.

Why didn't she wear the big one?

 

Tony Dungy.

 

Exactly. I can't get enough of this stuff. Already asked the wife to run out and pick up a copy of US Weekly during her lunch break.