Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Can you have the airbags disconnected?

If he was wearing a high-dollar Rolex, though, I think that slamming into your face with the push of an airbag, if your left hand is at 10 or 12 o'clock, can leave a pretty good fucking mark. Or, if he was holding something while driving like an Iphone.

 

Did Joe Girardi rush over to help?

 

mb has solved the case.

Tiger was doing some blow and getting fellated by his stalker when Elin came down and blew a gasket.
Tiger said something along the lines of "you think babysitting paid for all this shit?" and split.
He jumped in his car and went speeding out of his driveway, at the same time texting his buddy, Mark O'Meara, to see if he has any weed.
He then drove over a fire hydrant, just for the hell of it apparently, and then "corrected" himself into a tree, injuring himself and ending his career just a few majors short of Nicklaus' record.

Well done, mb.

print it

 

True. At this point, all we are doing is throwing darts against a wall.

 

CBS is providing updates during the Iron Bowl, complete with riveting traffic 'copter footage from a Miami TV station of the accident scene.

 

Neighbors security cameras picked up crash now posted on You Tube:

 

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to post my speculations on my blog, then follow up with a column tomorrow. Got to get it all out there, ya know.

 

Thanks.

Next time there's a big story, maybe we can all just ignore it until we know exactly what happens.

That, or we can wait for you to let us know if it's somebody we're allowed to speculate about.

 

Well played. I actually clicked that fucker.

 

Shit, the Iron Bowl's on!?

 

And here we go ...