Tiger Woods in Car Accident

It's no more difficult to be moral if you're Tiger than if you're me. It simply takes being fully committed to your wife and children and a little self-control.

 

Not this one.



Ah, that picture will never get old.

 

It's why Jerry Springer exists.

The Chicago Sun-Times has an interesting read on Elin's financial "contract" with Tiger. And the couple is already in "intense" marriage counseling at their home, according to the story.

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article

 

I get that. I'm saying morals are easier to live by if the temptation is less.

 

That was in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Jeff says to never tell your wife you are playing golf because she'll think you aren't working.

You only say you're playing golf when you're fooling around with another woman.

 

This is incredibly sad. Tiger has a beautiful family and he betrays them by hooking up with some bimbo slut.

 

Exactly. He not only betrays Elin, but I firmly believe that he betrays his children by betraying their mother.

 

So you're saying, as Chris Rock so eloquently said a while back, that a man is only as faithful as his options?

"You see all these fat Republican guys going: 'l would never do such a thing. This is a travesty.'"
l'm like, "Nobody's trying to blow you."

 

Financial contract?

I'm sorry.....I know that marriage is often looked upon as a "contract," but, in my opinion, if you actually treat it as though it were a business arrangement, you might as well not even be married.

And, based on the details of that so-called contract, supposedly being rewritten as we speak, Tiger and Elin should quit kidding themselves and just stick a fork in it. When money comes before love, forget it - it's done.

 

More from Chris Rock...

Ain't nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some. I don't give a fuck, you ain't never gonna hear Newt Gingrich go: “Man, l wish these hoes would back up off me. l wish they would just back the fuck up off me.”

Let a player play, shit!
That's right.

It's damn near impossible for a man to turn down sex. It's hard for a man to turn down sex. We can stop chasing it, and even that requires some rehab.

But it's hard for a man to stop. If it chase us, we can't run that fast. It's gonna catch us, we're like: “Shit, pulled a hamstring. You got me.”

You can't run that fast.

 

Here's the official police report and photos:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1202092woods1.html

Someone was apparently reading: "Get a Grip on Physics." Have fun with that!

 

Jesper Parnevik's comment on Tiger to the Golf Channel, as per SportsCenter moments ago ...

"Maybe not just do it, like Nike says. I feel really sorry for Elin since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron. It's a private thing, of course, but when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff."