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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Oh god. Not this again :D
     
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    When the truth comes out, you'll be shocked:

    Rushing to join 21's family for Thanksgiving leftovers. Instead, shares a room with Lou.
     
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Oh, charges would be pending because at the least he destroyed city and pricate property with his driving.

    Not major charges, but charges.
     
  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    And it makes perfect sense to have a Miami helicopter in Orlando. :D
     
  5. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Dude. Take a deep breath and relax. Maybe grab a beer and watch some football. I hear there are a few good games on TV today. Or call up a hooker and have a little fun. You're way too riled up about people asking (mostly) intelligent questions about a breaking news story.
     
  6. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Ironically, Danica Patrick raced to the accident scene, but she was the third person there. Not the first.
     
  7. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Terrell Owens's publicist rushed over to help and then wrote on SportsJournalists.com that it was a suicide attempt.
     
  8. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    How does this affect the Steelers?

    /tying together every thread on SJ that Moddy has not already mentioned
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    On this course he was tree over par?
     
  10. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I can see reports nationwide tomorrow: "According to SportsJournalists.com, ***"

    So tighten up folks, the world is watching us. We are THE source.

    Maybe Tiger was responsible for the raisins at 21's dinner, finally found some and was in a hurry to get them there?
     
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    D'oh! My bad, sorry.
     
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Now we know what Sonner does for entertainment when there is no football on TV.
     
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