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Tiger Woods in Car Accident

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by taller hack, Nov 27, 2009.

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  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Brew a pot of coffee. I have more coming and you need to be alert.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #97
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Do fire hydrants count as a water hazard?
     
    Songbird, Nov 27, 2009
    #98
  3. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Palm trees, lots of random gun violence ... the two are easily confused for one another. :D
     
    2muchcoffeeman, Nov 27, 2009
    #99
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Heard Martinsville was open again and wanted to hand-deliver materials to Ms. Wray?

    Internet was down and wanted to get to 24-hour Kinko's and post a song he was listening to now?

    Furious about missing Secret Santa and off to kick Secret Santa's ass?
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #100
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Does Phil Mickelson have an alibi?
     
    Inky_Wretch, Nov 27, 2009
    #101
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Trying to get early tee time at local public course
     
    Boom_70, Nov 27, 2009
    #102
  7. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Tiger fired his old driver because he talked too much to the press. Guy is now Jim Furyk's chauffeur.
     
    Small Town Guy, Nov 27, 2009
    #103
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Don't go stealing my material now. I had the ball in the deal by the first tee earlier - of course it was about two pages ago, before EE's rant. So you're off the hook.
    Just tell 21's mom the raisins are on the way.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #104
  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'd hate to be that hydrant when Steve gets done with it.
     
    Moderator1, Nov 27, 2009
    #105
  10. mb

    mb Active Member

    You're all lining up behind whoever it was that posted "Not Tiger's best drive."
     
    mb, Nov 27, 2009
    #106
  11. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    On his way to pick up his Athlete of the Decade trophy?
     
    Songbird, Nov 27, 2009
    #107
  12. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Actually, it's also not his worst drive.

    Wouldn't have happened if Butch Harmon was still his coach; he had Tiger's hands at 10 and 2. Haney's got them at 11 and 5.
     
    Small Town Guy, Nov 27, 2009
    #108
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