Tiger Woods injured

Few things in life better than driving in LA.

 

F that. If I had the money, I would never drive a single day of life.

 

Bratwurst? Really?

 

Yup. That's where I could never agree with those who don't wish to drive.

I wouldn't have Jay Leno's garage, but to be certain I'd have a few four-wheel machines ... probably all with a third pedal. Otherwise, it's called "rideshare" or "chaffeur."

 

Did he drive down a road that ended in a “tee” (where you have to turn left or right, no more road ahead) and wound up going straight?

 

Not likely. Tiger almost never drove very straight from the tee. (That’s what you were going for there, right?)

 

See also: Personal watercraft, not a JetSki.

 

Five pages and no one's wondered where Elin is? We are failing as a board.

EDIT: Elin, not Elle.

 

Jack cut his brake lines.

 

Well, no, but that’s a good one.

I saw a photo from a tweet that was trying to locate the accident scene, and that photo was of the wrong place. So, nevermind.

 

I'm going to Xerox this list.