Time To Ban Women's Cargo Pants

The Double Whammy: Capri Cargo Pants! (Bonus points for the running shoes that have never been used for running.)

 

You might as well just announce to the world: "I give up." It'd be a lot less painful for those subjected to that sight. : )

 

Those are a woman's legs? I shudder.

 

Look, you can't do a thing to make your legs longer or your ankles thinner (altho I know someone who lipo'd her knees, but that another story).

But at some point, you have to look in the mirror, at those bows and whatnot, and think, 'This is just not good.'

This might also be a good time to discuss the muffin-top problem.

 

Can we also discuss the useless belt, pointless scarf and those ridiculous Eskimo boots over jeans?

 

Just warning you, if you get Boom started on the mandatory jeans-stuck-in-boots-ala-Third-Reich trend, we will be here all night.

The Muffin-top: Don't Let This Be You:

 

Brutal. Just brutal. How does anyone think this looks good? I guess if you a nice stomach and a good torso. But the two women in this picture aren't candidates. They're about 2 steps away from the "huge woman in spandex" train wreck. If the purpose of a shirt like this is to show off your chest, the downside is way too high for the two pictured women.

 

My biggest complaint, even beyond muffin tops, is the third and fourth buttcheek the jeans give the woman on the left.

I mean, look at that! That is NOT flattering, I don't care who you are.

 

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Totally agree, IJAG. One ass is enough, even if it's hot.

 

It looks like a picture of Hillary.