tipping etiquette questions

But she is not clogging up the process of me getting my beer. Many bars will have a bartender assigned to making the drinks for the waitresses, while the other is popping bottles all night and counting to four.

 

No, you should buy us a beer.

 

Good Lord.

Google it.

 

Doodah at the strip club:

d: Hey, man, how do things work here?
bouncer: Can't touch the girls, don't get yourself in trouble.
d: Cool. *grabs girl's breast*
bouncer: DUDE! *throws doodah out*
d: What? What did I do wrong? How can I make myself fit in?
bouncer: I'll let you back in once. But you have to listen to me. YOU CANNOT TOUCH THE GIRLS.
d: that's cool. I got it. Thanks for the help. *slaps girl on the ass*
bouncer: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

 

I'm happy to tip well, but not for working a counter.

 

How do you know how these places work?

 

Oh, come on. I'm like a strip club encyclopedia. Lollipops in Daytona Beach is my gold standard.

Course, I don't roll with the big timers. So like the super high class places aren't on my docket.

 

Why Lollipops in Daytona, of all places?

 

Good times, good people, and a girl named Amethyst who did things with her mouth which should be illegal.

Or so I heard?

 

You at least went to the place with the Di mural, right?

 

And just because it's still funny. Reservoir Dogs scene