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Today in cops gone feral

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by dixiehack, Sep 1, 2017.

  1. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    It certainly has the look of a used tampon.
     
  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    We're in such a place right now with cops, I call bull until there's more proof than just a photo of a used tampon. Not saying the cop planted it (wait yes I am) but there was a Wendy's in San Jose where a woman found a finger in her chili. Turned out a friend of hers lost a finger in an accident and she used it to extort money. This cop could easily raid a trashcan from his wife, partner or just on the street and planted it. Again, until I see proof to the contrary.
     
  3. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Oh ... I wasn't saying that I believed it. Just that it looked like the genuine article with no commentary on how it GOT there. :)
     
  4. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Oh no my rant wasn't directed towards you. Apologies that I didn't make that clear. I got caught up in a rant in my head that given the tampon was real, the guy probably planted it.
     
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  5. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    A tampon for a human? I want to say more and yet...

    No.

    Just. No.

    Jesus Henry Christ.
     
  6. melock

    melock Well-Known Member

  7. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    *SUDDENLY A WILD SECOND COP APPEARS*
    *SECOND COP uses BEAR HUG*
    *BEAR HUG is super effective*

    First Cop: Put your hands behind your back like you're told!

    *ACCOSTED BLACK MAN tries to put hands behind back*
    *ACCOSTED BLACK MAN is unable to break BEAR HUG*
    *ACCOSTED BLACK MAN cannot comply*

    First Cop: Put your hands behind your back!

    *SECOND COP uses SUPLEX*
    *SUPLEX is super effective*

    *ACCOSTED BLACK MAN suffers BROKEN WRIST*

    First COP: Oh, we have the wrong guy... oops
     
  8. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    That thing looks like it's a tampon for an elephant. Christ.
     
  9. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

  10. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

  11. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Love the faces at the epilogue where the guys are all Barney Fife-like "uh, what'd we just do to the guy on the ground with the broken wrist?"

    Why do they get to harass the dude about "what are you doing over there at Walgreens?" anyways?

    Yeah, thank goodness for bodycams. Cha-Ching! Yet, all we get is "pay da money" and no changes.
     
  12. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member



    And she took the cheap shot like a champ.
     
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