Tom Jackson's Earing

My 50+ year old neighbor just started wearing an earring (a dangling one at that). Just as unsettling.

 

My guess: TJ split with his woman and is back on the market chasing 30-somethings. If he starts wearing a gold tooth, he's chasing 20-something castoffs from Flavor of Love. If he starts wearing a chain that hangs to the floor, he's engaged to Deelishish.

And TJ is damn good on football. He and Berman have great chemistry and energy. I enjoy their highlight packages.

 

Except Deelishish has reportedly hooked up with Clinton Portis. And don't ask how I know that.

 

I've done two pretty cosmetic look changes in the past 6 years. Both were inspired by old men.
First, I quit wearing the earrings (two in left ear, one in right).
The other was shaving my head. No need to hold on to very little.

Thank you disgusting old men -- you've made my life easier.

 

First time in a long time, actually. That includes ignoring all the idiotic political threads started by the usual suspects with all criticism and no solutions.

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the world today.

 

Interesting theory - I thought it might be result of Disney focus group.

Also could be that one of those 30 year olds told TJ that he would look "cute " in an earing.

 

Which Estelle Getty? The way she used to be or the way she is now that she's suffereing from dementia?

 

Speaking of Golden Girls, that always reminds me of the tactful line frequently used in roasts, I wouldnt fuck ____ with Bea Arthur's dick. That's a pee in the pants moment for me.

 

Thank you for being a friend.

 

But can your daughter read "If You Give a Pig a Party" ?

 

Haven't heard of that book. But I fixed my typo and she also just read "If you give a moose a muffin." Those are cute little books.