Tony Stewart rips NASCAR

Actually no. One time in Martinsville when I was just starting out he talked to me for about 10 minutes, but it was just shootin' the shit. If he had known I was a media member he might have punched me.

The guy just doesn't get it. He can be real nice sometimes and a real jackoff others. His mouth gets the best of him too much. And I for one am tired of it.

 

I didn't watch the race... did Stewart realy get blackflagged for speeding on pit row?

 

Uh, yeah, he did.

 

wow.... .

We've always been at war with Eurasia...

 

But he "admitted" he did it. And replays seemed to show him going quite fast at the very beginning before getting it under control.

 

YEAH! HE'S GIVIN' ME A CASE OF THE RED-ASS, BY GOD! I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND OPEN UP A CASE OF WHOOP-ASS!

 

So what hapened at the end of the race today?
I was flipping channels and just saw them running under yellow with 2 laps to go....commentators talking about what a great finish it would be with a two laps sprint to the checkered.

Kinda sounds just like what Stewart was talking about.

But I doubt it was orchestrated :

 

Um, dumbass? There was a wreck.

 

I asked what happened. All I saw when I flipped past it was under yellow, 2 laps to go..
sounded like the usual contrived NASCAR bullshit that Stewart was talking about before the dictators made him wimp out.

 

I know when I go to a race the first thing that enters my mind is "what shit should I bring along to throw on the track if Jeff Gordon wins?"

Stay classy Talladega fans.

 

I'm not a Jeff Gordon fan, but I root for him to win every week just because it pisses off the rednecks.

 

How big a boy are you?