Too quiet

Super plan, irish
Also wears Als, Cowboys gear
Everywhere ... sheesh

 

If I worked with you
You would probably think this
haiku was bout you

 

Als? ???

Oh, ok, Alouettes. I understand. Although I don't know what an Alouette is.

Canadian League
Two teams named Rough Riders, hmm
That sounds kind of gay.

 

Harry Potter rocks
Men can smell nice, too, you know
Please cleanse yourself now

 

There you go; much better.

 

We walk on eggshells
Afraid you will go postal
Your fragile ego

 

You are a nice man
No more calls on speakerphone!
Makes me want to scream

 

Name of restaurant
I took my cute prom date to;
she macked on my friend

 

Didn't go to prom
Thought I was too punk for that
Saw Black Flag instead

 

We get it. Oh yes
You really love your kids lots
so just go and be with them and stop justifying it, explaining it, talking about it and complaining about it when you get back and there's 1,000,000 things piled up for you to do.


5-7-45

Really, this employee's great, but if she spent all the time with her kids that she spends talking to us about it, well, she'd probably be happier

 

Her scimitar voice
A pterodactyl, fucking
Slices my eardrums

 

CFL does suck
But one team named Rough Riders
Please get with the times