top 10 video game WEAPONS

lawrence taylor in tecmo bowl

 

I think the Drudge Report would be a helluva weapon.

 

Hilarious.

I personally vote for the garrot wire or plastic bag on Manhunt.

 

The Zorlon cannon in Yar's Revenge

 

The laptop gun in Perfect Dark for N64 was money.

You basically mounted it on the wall, and anyone who walked in the room had their body desecrated by bullets.

EDIT: Glad to see it made the top 10 list... although the original poster mentioned it. Didn't even realize it was on there until I watched it.

Loved the red shells in Mario Kart, although it was always better, IMO, to get a lightning bolt. .

 

The third-level throwing sword in the original Legend of Zelda.

That fucking think was the shit.

 

The laptop gun is great. My friends and I had to ban its use during multiplayer because we'd set traps and whoever it gooified would scream about cheating.

 

I'll second the BFG2000 from Doom and raise you the fireballs from Street Fighter. Habuken or something. Ryu. Down-towards punch. Down-towards punch. Seventy-five times until you win.

 

What about the thrown spear from Scorpion in Mortal Kombat?

 

What about Guile's Sonic Boom or Blanka's electricity?

 

Did I mention I sucked at video games and only ever used Ryu? I know not of what you speak.

 

Who was the all-black dude in Mortal Kombat who you could make disappear and come back on the screen and grab the other guy and throw him?

I used to wear out my stoned buddies in college with that.