Top 25 All Time Ugliest Athletes

Where the hell is Tyrone Hill?

 

Any list like this has to have Sam Cassell number one.

 

I thought Peter Crouch would be automatic.

 

John Kruk wasn't even the ugliest guy on that Phillies team.

 

Only one woman, and a whole bunch of African-Americans.

Is this the most PC list ever, or the least?

 

Kim Clijsters might not meet conventional standards of female attractiveness while in the middle of a tennis match, but the idea that she's ugly is just ridiculous. A Google images search reveals plenty of photos of her in non-competition settings in which she's actually pretty cute.

Also, while Bill James receives credit for many things, I don't think he's ever gotten enough credit for terming Don Mossi "five-tool ugly."

 

The list is ridiculous. Of course with most internet lists, the term "all time" means "last 10 years".

 

The Kansas City A's of the early- to mid-60s always had some very fugly guys. But this fellow was always the fugliest.

 

No Jeremy Hyatt? This list is invalid.

 

Oh, look, a bunch of people less attractive than me! Ha ha ha ha ha!

As always, shit like this list is a sophomoric dick move. Nice going, fumble motherfuckers.

 

If I was a professional athlete I could probably make that list.

But I'm stil better looking than Willie McGee.

 

They went international with Clijsters and Ronaldinho. So how do they not include Franck Ribery?


Or Gheorge Muresan?