Top five lists

Top five things Jerry Springer Show audience members do

1. Chant, "we love lesbians!"
2. Chant, "go to Oprah."
3. Show their tits.
4. Get into fights with guests.
5. Compare number of teeth missing with other audience members.

 

Jerry Springer resets are so fresh.

Sincerely,

1998

 

I can tell discussing music with you would be a fun day. So all Beatles songs suck, and R.E.M. has always sucked, too? OK.

 

Top five grunge-era songs by females.

1. Violet, Hole
2. Seether, Veruca Salt
3. Connection, Elastica
4. Trigger-Happy Jack, Poe
5. I'm Only Happy When It Rains, Garbage

 

Top Five Genesis Tracks:
1) "Squonk"
2) "Firth of Fifth"
3) "Blood On The Rooftops"
4) "Duchess"
5) "The Musical Box"

Top Five Genesis Albums:
1) "A Trick of the Tail"
2) "Wind & Wuthering"
3) "Selling England By The Pound"
4) "Duke"
5) "Foxtrot"

Top Five Genesis B-sides:
1) "Evidence Of Autumn"
2) "Do The Neurotic"
3) "Inside and Out"
4) "The Day The Light Went Out"
5) "Match Of The Day"

 

You have those block-saved somewhere for each revival of this concept.

 

We all have our predictable stuff to disclose - again. You are no exception, good sir.

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(For Dools ... )
Top Five Underrated Billy Joel Tracks:
1) "All For Leyna"
2) "She's Right On Time"
3) "Running On Ice"
4) "State Of Grace"
5) "I've Loved These Days"

"Summer, Highland Falls" and "Angry Young Man" probably don't count as underrated.

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(Just to upset great numbers on this board)
Top Five Rush Instrumentals:
1) "La Villa Strangiato"
2) "YYZ"
3) "Leave That Thing Alone"
4) "The Main Monkey Business"
5) "Where's My Thing?"

 

Top five Billy Joel songs

1. Goodnight Saigon
2. Movin' Out
3. All for Leyna
4. Close to the Borderline
5. Just a Fantasy

 

Top Five Billy Joel Tracks:
1) "Summer, Highland Falls"
2) "New York State of Mind"
3) "Movin' Out (Anthony' Song)"
4) "Baby Grand"
5) "Captain Jack"

Top Five Elton John Albums:
1) "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
2) "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy"
3) "Madman Across The Water"
4) "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only The Piano Player"
5) "Caribou"

 

This use of "reset" and using the word "fresh" in general are so phenomenal. In fact, so is this entire ...

... conceit.

Sincerely,

Romey

 

Top five women I would rather see featured in a VH-1 Divas special than Celine Dion, Beyonce, Whitney Houston, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, or any combination thereof:

1: Kate Bush
2: Bjork
3: Maria McKee
4: Neko Case
5: Regine Chassagne

 

That reminds me...

Top five favorite dog breeds.

1. Miniature schnauzer
2. Papillon
3. Mutt
4. Golden retriever
5. Jack Russell