Top-five things chicks don't get about us

So swimming's out?

 

And showering.

 

Then I'm going to be wary of posting in proximity of your posts.

 

On social plans, there's really no compromising, as neither of us can ever figure out what the hell to do.

"What do you want to do?"

"I don't know, what do you want to do?"

"I don't care, whatever you want to do."

"I don't care either. Just pick something."

"You pick something."

 

Who are we kidding? We don't have a social life.

 

This is about 90 percent of the conversations my wife and I have on nights where we want to go out. Usually, we settle for getting food somewhere quick and watching wrestling because we can't come up with anything else.

 

That, too.

 

"OK, then. Let's do this."

"I don't want to do that."

"Then, what?"

"You pick."

 

Funny, I always thought the sex started when the marriage began.

 

*sees absolutely nothing wrong with that* Then again, my fiancee is hit-or-miss when it comes to wrestling.

 

Not married are you?

 

1. it's all about the blowjob
2-5. see #1