Top-five things chicks don't get about us

Always a fan of "The Dolphin", "The Angry Dragon", and "The Tony Danza"

 

I only know what two of those are, and for the longest time, I thought the Cleveland Steamers was an old football team.

Then I looked it up and found out that was Shreveport.

 

You still haven't answered the question.

You say you masturbate (Way to go bTW) yet you say the thought of premarital sex and/or sex with someone for pleasure is against your religion.

If that's the case, what do you think about when you're slapping your hog around?

AMERICA DEMANDS TO KNOW!

 

I wish I were half as cool as Mooj.

 

Date a priest. The only way it will lead to children is when he is molesting one.

 

You're posting quite a bit, Schieza. You must be lounging on the toilet.

 

So you are abstaining from sexual relations, completely? Wow. That's some awesome devotion

 

At one point I was.

 

He can think about any girl he likes when he masturbates -- but only once.

Once he's imagined a girl having sex with him, he loses all respect for her and she becomes repulsive to him.

 

Thanks for the new sig line.

 

Well, I know nothing of it, so it doesn't seem like it's a big deal. It's like alcohol for me: you can't miss what you've never had.

We don't all want the same things. To me, I like the idea of covering a game much better than the idea of raising a child.

 

Nighthawk, how old are you? Just trying to get a sense of how set in your ways you are.