Top-five things chicks don't get about us

Actually, it is.

You can pee sitting down. You have to poop sitting down.

She has to do both sitting down.

Therefore, having the seat up is only serving (assuming everything is equal) 25% of all toilet functions between the two of you. There's no reason your pee habits should take precedence over the entire toilet.

And, again, it's common courtesy.

Oh, and not to mention you can pee with the seat down. You just need to aim better.

 

Until you try this whole "aiming" thing...don't assume you know how easy it is...honestly, we try and it still gets all over the place.

Plus, and this gets overlooked A LOT!: A good portion of "spillage" (on the seat, around the bowl, on the floor) is splashback from the stream we are creating. Liken it to taking the sprayer on the kitchen sink and firing it a foot above a half-full sink of water. You're going to have some water make it around the edge.

There, I've had my say!

 

This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

 

Wait a second...you people just leave the lid up on toilets? So like people walk in to use your toilet and it's just all open to the gills?

That's disgusting.

 

Cargo shorts. Yuck.

That is all.

 

Uh, I aim all the time and never have a problem with it.

And when I don't feel like putting in the effort, I put the lid up, do my business and put the lid down.

It's all of 0.35 seconds of work.

 

I don't understand this bit at all.

 

I've had my own bathroom for the past 5 years, so I never have to worry about whether the lid's up or not. I'll NEVER share a bathroom with anyone again.

 

Too bulky for me. And too fratty. I like everything I wear to look really clean and streamlined. Personal preference. As a golfer, however, I certainly appreciate the utility. Not enough for me to sport them, though. Life is full of tradeoffs.

 

So wearing shorts that have a couple extra pockets are "fratty"? Interesting.

 

I don't get this cargo shorts hate, either. I really don't. I don't wear them for formal occasions, but for everyday wear, they're fine.

 

I used to think the same thing but, they've become more mainstream and a pair of kaki shorts looks too preppy.

There's no good answer. It's tough for a grown man to look good in shorts. But, in the last few years, I've been converted to a cargo shorts guy when I do wear shorts.