Train derailment and chemical spill in Ohio

Fucking opportunist.

 

Track defect suspected in 2021 wreck of Amtrak's Empire Builder that killed three.

 

[frantic wanking motion]

 

It’s funny how Rupert’s money paper is reporting on this as though it’s an unexplainable phenomenon in no way driven by their business daddy’s media empire.

 

Residents are recovering huh

 

I'm not crushing Biden here, but he also had more than a week before Kyiv to swoop int0 Ohio for a 90-minute visit. East Palestine is 200 miles from D.C. as the crow flies. It's probably a four-hour commitment total.

If the Republican mayor is a braying jackass, it'll come through in most media outlets (ok, not Fox News/OAN/Newsmax/NY Post).

 

He should nationalize NS. That would win my vote.

 

This will be the sound bite.

 

Not the flex he thinks it is.

 

In his quest to materially help the victims of the chemical spill, Fatfuck handed out MAGA hats left over from the 2020 campaign, and bottles of "Trump Ice" water which was last produced in 2010, and thus must be at least 12 years old.
They're lucky they didn't get "Trump Steaks" which have been sitting in a garage cabinet at Moron Loco since 2007.

 

What, he didn't throw paper towels? I thought this was a disaster site.

 

That's kinda fucking dumb.

That's kinda fuckin' dumber.

You win the trophy, sir. Congrats all around!