Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

When I was seventeen
I had a very good brain
It was a very good brain for small town girls
And soft summer slops
We'd hide from the cops
I never was seen
When I was seventeen

When I was twenty-one
I had a very good brain
It was a very good brain
for coke done upstairs
With all that perfumed hair
And my brain came undone
When I was twenty-one

When I was thirty-five
I had a very good brain
It was a very good brain for blue-eyed girls
Of independent means
We'd fuck in limousines
And their chauffeurs would drive
Us to Studio 54
When I was thirty-five

But now the brain grows short
In the autumn of my years
And I think of my daughter as a ripe wine
With fabulous legs
From the brim to the dregs
And I had her, sweet and clear
It was a very good year

 

Stop cursing out JC.

 

Cruz College was just put on probation.

 

Dogpile on The Pig:

Michelle Obama slips dig at Donald Trump into her final commencement address

Michelle Obama gives The Pig a boot in the ass.

 

He's still going to win, but it will be fun to watch her toy with him in the meantime. Hillary Clinton had a response at the ready when Donald Trump accused her of lying

 

When it's the truth, it's not a "smear."

 

"Look at my African-American over here".

Really?

Trump during rally: 'Look at my African-American over here'

 

Everyone should own one. I highly recommend picking one up.

 

If you know Redding, the odds that there would be more than one are pretty long.

 

No she didn't.

Aligning yourself against Trump is the smart long term play.

 

And small hands.

 

But they do give him a YUGE advantage typing out tweets.