Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Lots of tweets flying that Newt! is the leader in the Trump VP race.

 

The NHL doesn't count. Too many Canadian teams. Not American enough.

 

"Did you see Sidney Crosby's beard? I could grow a luxurious beard ... I could, if I wanted, but I don't ... it would be the best! Phil what's his name ... the Duck General ... Commander? OK, Duck Commander, whatever ... would look at my beard and wish he could grow one that great. It's true. Anyway, Sidney Crosby's beard ... if that's what you want to call it ... was really disappointing. I'm just being honest here. Sad!"

 

Nothing says family values like having a ticket where the candidates have been married a combined six times.

 

Trump: Tom Brady sent me his Super Bowl helmet!
Internet: Umm, Brady has never worn a helmet with that kind of facemask on it during a Super Bowl.

Is Donald Trump Lying About Owning Tom Brady's Super Bowl Helmet?

 

"How dare the Winnipeg Jets win the Stanley Cup from an American team! Not only that, but they stole their nickname from a winning American team that played in the winningest city in the world, New York! Because of this, I'm going to build a wall, so no hockey team from Canada can cross the border and steal our trophy from our great American game. And if the Toronto Maple Leafs object, I'll build the wall 93 feet higher in honor of Doug Gilmour. It'll be great!

 

Pretty sure the left doesn't want money from charitable foundations to become an issue in the campaign.

 

Two candidates, six families!!!

 

Man, Trump's "campaign" can't even secretly coordinate with a Super PAC without it being obvious. (Also, hitting up Labor Party members for money?)

Welp, That's Weird. But of Course It Is

 

Whatever the subject, the odds are over 90 percent.

 

Looks like Linky is going to be Baron's running mate.

 

It's a treat reading your posts calling out others for their lack of family values.