Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

I don't offer up any screeds. Rather, I simply offer the board, on occasion, a sip from my limitless fount of wisdom. There's a yuuuuuuuge difference.

 

And there'll be a player's club that gets you a BOGO at the buffet on Tuesdays.

 

Now play Bruno.

 

The Washington Post Magazine has turned Bill's humiliation of his wife -- admitted under oath -- into a simple allegation.

He allegedly cheated on his wife, repeatedly, even in the Oval Office, and with a young woman who wasn’t that much older than their daughter. He was impeached by the House of Representatives. Used the Lincoln Bedroom as a fundraising package. Said, “I did not have sex with that woman.” Said, “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

 

We don't know what kind of arrangement they had. Could have been he had her permission to kanoodle, and he only perjured himself to spare Monica the embarrassment. His track record is suggestive of a guy who's always very concerned about the targets of his ... affection.

 

Limitless? OK.

What wisdom can you offer about the Great Pumpkin?

 

It's smarter than you ...

 

Well yeah. It has the ability to bring toys to all the children in the world, so that takes some smarts.

 

Ten-year-old Starman was heads-and-shoulders above Baron in the present.

 

That's reason enough to vote against him right there. "I'll get all the best people!"

 

He was among all of us. You realize that, don't you?

 

This should be enough to land you in the concussion protocol.

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