Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

His doctor's working on it.

 

"Okay Donald, if you thought THAT question was interesting, you'll love this one: Fuck your days as a swinging young bachelor, let's think back to the days you were a doting father to a sexy young teen, a sexy young teen you posed for a number of suggestive photos, such as her sitting on your lap in bed, you massaging her bare shoulders at a formal dinner, her sitting on your lap and snuggling your neck in front of a sculpture of two giant parrots engaged in sex. You've also suggested on numerous occasions since you'd love to see her naked in a skin mag and "date " her. You ever pay for any abortions involving her? I mean, people are talking about this on the Internet. Take a moment for silent prayer before you answer; you probably need to consult with your personal lord and savior Jesus Christ before you answer."

 

"Yes, honey, of course you can sit on Daddy's lap."

 

"But Mommy, Daddy's lap is always so lumpy."

"Don't worry, sweetie, it's really not that big a thing."

 

I'm going to need a Vox explainer for this.

 

But Robert Byrd y'all.

 

Sigh. Anthony Weiner is such a horrible person. If Huma is in the Muslim Brotherhood, I'm in favor of beheading, just this once.

Anthony Weiner sexted busty brunette while his son was in bed with him | New York Post

 

In 1984 I hired on for a part time job as a phone jockey and game writer for my local daily. There were about 6 guys on the part time staff along with 5 full timers.

Management was very careful that none of the part timers ever worked over 32 hours a week or averaged over 28 on a monthly basis, because they didn't want anybody to qualify for full time status and, among other things, health insurance.

Goddamn Obungocare.

 

There's also no comparison between Duke and Byrd as far as having been accepted by Democrats or Republicans. Democrats still embrace Byrd. Republicans have never embraced Duke.

 

He was still using the N word in television interviews in the 2000s. And he saw nothing wrong with it. Neither did any other Democrat.

 

Uh-oh, Tony's back from the bar ...