Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

When folks know that you will blow them out of the water for taking provocative actions, something funny happens.

You have to blow very few people out of the water.

 

Take them off the "little boats" and waterboard them? Maybe find out who they are and kill their families? Or maybe we should shoot them out of the water. Probably one of these ideas would be the correct move. They did make gestures towards our big beautiful ships after all. JFC yank, please come clean and admit this has been performance art from you all along.

 

It's getting harder for third party voters to act superior to Trump and Clinton voters.

 

But what should we do?

 

Maybe what we did a few days ago? Certainly not start a fucking war because of "gestures".

 

It's a game of chicken. Nothing more.

One of our ships fired warning shots the other day and the Iranians hightailed it out of there.

 

I'm so tired of them. Their typical pitch is less substantive than that of Trump's supporters. Their whole strategy is to shame people for voting for one of the other two. It is beyond their comprehension that some of us are not actually libertarians.

 

Warning shot? Losers do that. Sad! If someone gives you the finger? Nuke them.

 

World War I: The assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

World War II: The Nazis' invasion of Poland.

World War III:

 

Do what you do when you walk in a bar. Punch a guy out and ask who wants a piece of you.

 

Have you signed up for the military yet?

 

Chicken hawk!