Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Why'd you edit CNN on top of a link clearly from The Onion?

 

No way, man. Not even the Onion would conceive of writing that headline

 

Headline: 'I was appalled by Donald Trump's dick reference,' say 73 percent of Americans who watch porn on their phones.

 

So we've pretty well laid out any number of worst case scenarios for a Trump or Hillary presidency.
What are the best case scenarios? Not being snarky. If either of these horror shows are actually elected, what's the best we can hope for? What positives do they genuinely bring to the table?

 

Obsessed with the size of his hands. ✅

Creepy comments about a younger relative. ✅

Extreme political stances. ✅

Trump is Uncle Jack from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

 

I bet Obama's is bigger.

 

If Hillary is elected, I suppose the best we can hope for is that things kinda stay the course, the economy does OK, but not great for everyone, there's some mass shootings a couple times a year, and the RWSM will complain about everything she does and claim that she does a "worse than Watergate" every single week.

If Trump is elected, the best we can hope for is that we avoid nuclear war.

 

The soft prejudice of low expectations.

 

Right. When you have to get up early for work responsible people don't go to bars late at night. It's English. You should give it a try.

 

People can be responsible without having to get up early for work. People can also be irresponsible even if they don't go to bars late at night.

Think Mickey Mantle was irresponsible? He stayed out late, then came to the park with hangovers and hit home runs.