Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

One of the priests at a local parish tried that. One of the parishioners (not me) said, "Trump has paid for hundreds of abortions himself, wants to have sex with his daughter, and talks about it a lot on teevee."
The priest responded, "Oh. Uhmm, ohhh... Never mind."

 

The clip of Obama giving his last solo campaign stop in New Hampshire came up on my Twitter feed.

He was telling the "fired up, ready to go" story. I know I am stating the obvious but Holy Crap can he talk. I was ready to go fighting while cooking quesadillas.

 

"I would have fucked her, of course."

 

Or, as YF calls it, "begging" for votes.

 

Seriously. He is simply inspiring.

 

In the past week, I have gotten 5 calls from the Clinton campaign to knock on doors in Pennsylvania, gotten text reminders to vote and when I asked for lawn signs, they were delivered in an hour. They certainly have their act together.

 

Yeah, I've been asked to volunteer via text and email, as well. It's a well-organized ground game. Which allows me to hope this thing isn't going to end up as close as it appears to be right now.

 

The scariest part of that isn't the absurdity of it. It's that we're letting Ohio Woman and Florida Man decide our country's fate.

 

Maybe to gullible doofs.

 

Well shit, put Il Douché and Blowjob Billy on the course together and we may have our first -ever pair of perfect scores over 18 holes. What the hell, throw in that silly dwarf from Pyongyang and we can have a 54 from that ménage a trois.

 

On Election Eve, his job approval is higher than Reagan (who was widely admired) in 1988. He's the first African American President. He's created a new generation of political activists working within the electoral system, my son and daughter among them. He's history forever. If that makes me gullible, well one thing I learned long ago is that it's the perpetual cynics who're the easiest people to fool.

 

Oh my God, I now see the error of my ways. Well done.