Trump cheats at golf - the ONE and ONLY politics thread

Whatever he released as "tax returns" would be absolute mega cacabullshit, created by deranged orangutangs on acid.

He would release whatever crayon scribbled bullshit he wanted, because I am quite confident there are quite draconian federal laws against the IRS ever releasing any citizen's actual return under any circumstances whatsoever. Any tax returns released must be done with the express permission of the taxpayer.

So Trump can release his own bullshit version and nobody can get the actual returns to prove anything different.

Remember: anything and everything put out as a "statement of fact" by Trump or any of his flunkies is a lie.

 

Depends on who you're asking. By American standards, he's a raging socialist. By Canadian or European standards, he's a centrist.

 

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I did make the Dean's List twice and had a GPA over 3.0 the last two years.

How did you do at the Sam Houston Institute of Technology?

 

Couldn't get in.

 

Trump campaign volunteer featured on PBS has white power tattoos.

 

Should sit down with some BLM protesters and compare notes.

 

White Pride pillows? Can you order matching duvet covers?

 

GOP really does want to destroy itself:

Voters don't pick nominee, we do: GOP official

 

"It could introduce Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, or it could be the other candidates that have already been in the race and are now out of the race [such as] Mike Huckabee [or] Rick Santorum. All those people could eventually become candidates on the floor," Emineth said.

Oh God, please. Pretty pretty fucking please.

 

I liked Emineth better when he was rapping.

 

The Party Decides: Presidential Nominations Before and After Reform is old news by now.