U.S vs. Puerto Rico

I'm locked in for the Fox soccer double header. Should be entertaining seeing Duff for Newcastle and Spurs Bolton could be great.

 

Whoa,whoa,whoa. A basketball thread just turned into a soccer thread. That's frikin' awesome.

 

No, that's not.

Hey Chuck, where's the "That's Racist!" kid? He was cooler than the Jeffersons.

 

The refs succeed in fucking the U.S. down to a 10-point win (aided considerably by a very lackluster U.S. performance). This is why you have to build a 30-40 point lead going into the final three minutes, so no matter how much the refs fuck you, they can't fuck you out of the game.

 

If you listen closely, you can hear Fran Fraschilla's top coat drying.....

 

Oh, thanks for reminding me. I'll put him back on there.

 

Cool! Thanks. He makes me laugh almost as much as COCKDIAN. Almost.

 

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