Ukraine Always Get What You Want

Russia has several seaports outside of Crimea on the Black Sea, including the infamous winter resort of Sochi. The Black Sea Fleet will be extremely limited by a Ukraine reconquest of Crimea but won't disappear completely.

As our favorite windmill-smoking friend says, "It's not nothing."

 

Source is reported to be a Zelensky post on Telegram. I guess the talking point about Russia looking out for the best interests of its Ukrainian brothers and sisters didn't have the desired effect.
Ukraine Blitz Sends Russian Forces Into Retreat

 

We're in the FAFO* stage of war.

* Fuck Around Find Out

 

Zelensky has really been magnificent in the face of this invasion.

 

In the Pantheon of leaders rallying their country in the face of enemy attacks, Zelensky has to be among the finest. He's the Winston Churchill of his time.

 

Except Churchill wouldn't have tossed on body armor and fired an automatic rifle if his life depended on it.

 

But his homburg hat contained a secret grenade launcher and his cigar was designed to emit large quantities of nerve gas. At least that's what's on his Wikipedia page.

 

Guess they're running out of windows to throw them out of, so now they're using boats.

Putin's key man in the Artic found dead after falling overboard

 

BOATS AND FLOES!