Ultimate Fanboy sitting two seats down from me

Thought about a lot of the suggestions. The Price one is a newbie, though. Perhaps if I told him Price and Bernie Kosar were both pickle kissers, that might work.

An other addendum: His seat is directly next to some of the Detroit News and Free Press.

 

"Pickle kissers" LOL new one on me.

Actually just start up a conversation with the guy next to you really loudly " God, I can't believe Craig Ehlo couldn't stop Jordan on that. He sucks!"

 

got that one out of Reilly's Shanks for Nothing. Probably not his original either, but I can't claim it as my own.

 

How are the Free Press and News guys handling him?

 

Maybe that's Albom's ghostwriter?

 

they are, to their credit, able to ignore him. He is bugging the fuck out of me, even when the press seating is in section 130.

 

Ask him if Sideshow Bob was inspired by Anderson Varajo.

 

As a loyal Simpsons nut, I must declare the improbability a character was based on someone who was about 5 when the character first was on TV.

 

Then perhaps Anderson was inspired by Sideshow Bob?

 

Good call.

 

This was funny.

 

Chad, I heard that Stephen Jackson is available for some "dirty" work. I'm sure he can offer his services to take care of the Fanboy in question....