University of Alabama beat writer: The Birmingham News

Josh Kendall? Birmingham News job?

BREAKING NEWS
SARAJEVO, Yugoslavia (AP) -- Austrian archduke Francis Ferdinand has been assassinated, a development many believe will prompt worldwide conflict. Developing.

 

I have no clue what this means, but it seems like it's funny.

 

Another damning exposure of our nation's public schools.

 

I get the historical reference asshole.

 

The Josh Kendall information from Mizzou was significantly out of date.

 

I made, and then deleted, a post here a little earlier.

It was based on some mis-heard information and I wanted to apologize for jumping the gun.

Carry on.

 

Ummm, can we do this a little more in line here?

SARAJEVO, Yugoslavia -- ESPN has learned Austrian archduke Francis Ferdinand has been assassinated, a development many believe will prompt worldwide conflict.

 

Dude offered job declined because of personal reasons. Race is on again.

 

Yes, that sounds right.

 

Sorry to have trouble keeping up, but would said dude be Kendall? Again, sorry, but I'm trying to follow all this and got a little dizzy.

 

I've been told he turned the job down...

 

Sorry, but this is NOT official until chazp overhears a conversation between Ray Mekick or the Barons' guy (Studly Doug Segrest?) and scurries to the keyboard where he eagerly passes along gossip from people who have no idea who he is....