Unknown Paper

I believe that Otis Sistrunk went to a nearby university.

 

I applied, but I didn't put my name on my resume.

 

"Microlocal" sounds like a new Gannett term.

 

This ad also appeared on journalismjobs.com. Note it says Western Pennsylvania:

Company: Daily newspaper
Position: Copy editor needed
Location: Unspecified, Other
Job Status: Not Specified
Salary: Not Specified
Ad Expires: August 17, 2006
Job ID: 659350


Description:
Copy editor possessing superior spelling and grammar abilities, solid news judgement and a basic understanding of QuarkXPress is being sought to join a best-of-class small daily in Western Pennsylvania. In your cover letter, tell us why you should be considered. Don't wait to apply

 

Don't tell me you did the same thing I did, and put a big X where my name was.

 

Well, it does cost a few dollars to make a VPA contest entry, if I recall correctly.

 

Let's be honest: There are at least 25 papers that have been flamed enough on this board and elsewhere in recent months that this ploy will bring more resumes than the standard "Sports Nut Wanted!" bit.

Besides, I never did hear who got the Hungry Horse gig.

 

on the bright side, the best part of this thread is the photo of the legendary Unknown Comic.

a classic, if you ever caught his act on The Gong Show.

thanks, SportsPredictor.

 

I wonder if the famous "Unknown Shotputter" will apply. He competed at the first event, a track and field invitational, at the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. a few years ago. ... can you imagine him on his first story, after he interviews someone and leaves, the person would be saying "Who was that masked man?"

 

Maybe this is a position for a masked wrestler.

From "Parts Unknown" 8)

 

We need to talk about gimmick infringement, jabroni.

Can you smell what the coffee man is cooking?

 

2muchcoffeeman, you're ripping on my gimmick.lol You deserve a rock bottom or a DDT.