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UPDATED 7-12: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Jun 15, 2006.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    Walls? White. Won't have to repaint them.

    Onesies? White, because it won't matter what color they are after the young'un blurps on them a few times.

    Granted it's been about 12 years since we had our last sonogram with the second of the wee wannabes, and technology surely has improved this process, but I can't for the life of me see how anyone can discern gender on those things. We still have our oldest's printout on our refrigerator, and he still looks like an androgenous radar blip to me. There's not even a human form that I've been able to pick out, though my wife swears by it.
     
  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    Better than the sonogram is the 'What Happened to Her Ass?' test.

    Look at her from the back...if you can hardly tell she's pregnant, good chance it's a boy. Big and growing ass, a girl. Boy babies also sit low and round in the belly...girls make you blow up all over. Boy babies make their mothers look healthier...girl babies, they say, steal their beauty from their mother.

    Completely subjective, but I have never been wrong.
     
  3. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    jake? annie? were you watching bull durham when you came up with those names? ;D

    congrats!
     
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    I never realized that until now.

    At least we didn't go with Nuke. :D
     
  5. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram


    CI...I'm currently in the same situation, and I've decided to wait until around Dec.4th to find out if I'll be the father of a boy, or girl.  I always planned on knowing the "sex" until a few months back when I mentioned to my father that my sis-in-law was going to wait til birth to find out.  My father rarely expresses emotions on anything but when he said, "good....that's the way it should be, it's bullshit finding out early", I had a chance to make please him.  
     
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    Just when I'm convinced you were all modern and everything, you come on here spouting old wive's tales
     
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    (Assuming you did NOT just inaccurately call me an old wife....) I urge you to go ask around. The ass does not lie.
     
  8. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    I read 21's post and asked my wife about it..............."its an old wives tale" and I'm ready to hear that for the next 5 months.
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    Holy cow. You really are a witch, 21!
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    But does she float?
     
  11. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram

    She turned me into a newt.
     
  12. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    Re: Boy or Girl? Mrs. CI gets a sonogram


    21......during your pregnancies did your ass get big?
     
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