Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

The Mayhem guy bats about .500, way better than a lot of campaigns, such as EVERY FUCKING TALKING BABY campaign, which collectively bat 0.000000000000000000000000 x 10^-99.


I suspect that the hateful AT&T couple in the greenhouse -- the mewling whimpering husband and the sniping shrew-bitch wife -- were supposed to kick off a campaign, but the reaction was so overwhelmingly and uniformly violently negative the plug got pulled.

Thank god. Like anybody wanted to see either of those fuckers ever again.

 

The HP ad that uses "Blister in the Sun," which is a great song ... a great song about jerking off.

 

That's never been proven and Gordon says it's about a girl that said he had small hands in high school...

But I digress...

 

That ho at the drive-in getting all hot-and-bothered over a Hardee's sandwich sure gets horny easy.

That's all well-and-good. But if her sexual addiction to crappy fast food sandwiches goes on for too long, she'll be vamping and dry-humping the front seat of her car in a mu-mu.

 

I believe the ho in question is Kate Upton.

 

There is a fat chick in a burger commercial? Not shocked. [/TigerVols rant]

 

It's ruined one of my favorite songs.

 

Na-na-na-na-na-na-Napa Know-how!

THE SEQUEL!

 

For the record, I had nothing to do with this post.

 

Some great stuff on this thread, especially the slam on Pit Bull's Bud Lite commercial.

My $0.02: Ads with people singing along, badly, in their car to 1970s or 1980s pop songs have jumped the shark. Please stop.

 

I actually like that ad. Clever.

 

Any commercial that uses a text message sound.

Fuck you; I hear ghost texts and feel ghost vibrations all day anyway, I don't need you adding to the problem!