Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

HandsomeHarley · Aug 15, 2007

Add one more: The stupid fuck in Subway that throws his drink all over everyone in the place because he won.

BigRed · Aug 16, 2007

The ESPN Mag commercial where the guy standing in line at the meat counter talks about "Who's Next" makes me want to bash someone's brains in, too....

dawgpounddiehard · Aug 16, 2007

BigRed said:

The ESPN Mag commercial where the guy standing in line at the meat counter talks about "Who's Next" makes me want to bash someone's brains in, too....
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Pastrami, thinly sliced.

GB-Hack · Aug 16, 2007

Going back to the Coors Light NFL presser spots, apparently they've gotten permission to use Denny Green's from last season in their upcoming spots.

Could be a classic.

sportschick · Aug 16, 2007

The Starbucks Iced Coffee one with the model who drinks the glass of that shit during a commercial shoot. I can't stand the sound of people eating or drinking loudly, and it completely grosses me out.

HandsomeHarley · Aug 16, 2007

Mystery Meat said:

New contender: the Brinks Home Security ad.

Well, more laughable than irritating. See, there's this white guy jogging through a white neighborhood, and he stops to tie his shoe in front of the house of some hot blonde whose husband is pulling out of the driveway. As soon as the husband leaves, this genius jogger/break-in guy runs to the door and kicks it open, setting off the Brinks Home Security Noisemaker and sending him running out as quickly as he ran in. Then the Brinks Home Security Phone Stalker call to make sure the hot blonde is okay and does she want him to come over and do a little late morning bop while the hubby's in DilbertLand and ... this commercial sucks so bad that I'm writing better script for it off the cuff instead of telling you how it ends (they probably buy an improved security system that makes even more noise).

The logic flaws are beauts: For starters, what was this fake jogger's motive? If he was robbing the house, he didn't bring anything to carry his ill-gotten booty.

If he was going to rape said blonde, is attacking her not 30 seconds after the husband leaves really the best course of action? What if he forgot his big business proposal or his breathmints and has to come back? Unless this guy's BYH, he's SOL.

If he planned his attack so well, how could he not know his target had a security system?

Did he really think pulling the hood of his jacket over his head was going to do a damn bit of good to hide his identity after it was off when the husband stopped to look at him, getting a full view of the perp's face? Or that he was jogging in an affluent neighborhood with the hood down and in broad daylight?

And if you have the money to shell out for a security system, shouldn't you have also spent the money to fortify the door enough so that it could withstand more than one running kick from a pussy jogger without bursting open like a glass piÃ±ata?

Find a new way to scare people into buying your product, Brinks.
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What's worse are the ones where the husband is at home.

This chickenshit pussy comes running in screaming, "What happened!?!?!?" while the woMAN of the house is in complete control, calming all her hubby's fears.

Why oh why do they make the white guys in commercials be such big pussies/doofuses while the women and minorities are the studs? All they're doing is pissing off the majority of the people that actually spend money on their gadgets.

Captain_Kirk · Aug 23, 2007

Cannot stand the Dial commercials for their body wash/soap product for men.

Brain dead wonders marching around in suit and tie proclaiming their manliness. Huh?

And what's with the tuba? Do all men play tuba? (Perhaps they are going for the opposite end of the spectrum from the (skin) flute?

And excuse me, mansuit? Give me a fuckin' break

jboy · Aug 23, 2007

How about those Tylenol ones where the people tell you how much they care about your family while they're working at the Tylenol plant. No you don't you fucking liars! I don't care about you, you don't care about me. Don't insult my intelligence. Asshole.

DanOregon · Aug 23, 2007

Any ads that feature a phone ringing or an alarm clock going off. UGH!

expendable · Aug 23, 2007

DanOregon said:

Any ads that feature a phone ringing or an alarm clock going off. UGH!
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Especially if you're trying to catch a nap.

Tommy_Dreamer · Aug 23, 2007

Tommy_Dreamer said:

bumping this back up because I think it deserves a mention.

THE GOD DAMNED AWFUL DIET PEPSI MAX YAWNING COMMERCIAL!!!!!

Worse than anything Mellancamp has ever or ever will do!
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Reaffirming my belief that this commercial should be BANNED!

king cranium maximus IV · Aug 24, 2007

i'm freeee! to do what i waaaant! any ol' time!
i'm freee!
i'm freee!

congrats, whatever your card is company, you've managed to make the mid-60s rolling stones annoying.

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