Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

The Fallon-free cash with the baby spots need to go. I enjoyed the original - the first five times.

 

Might be d_b, but I hate the Honda Odyssey commercial where the customers and the salesman keep whining. The high pitch whining back and forth makes me want to choke the shit out of them.

 

Agreed. The little tuba man is cute but ... Today, I've seen commercials using the original theme music of "The Six Million Dollar Man," "The Odd Couple" and "Smokey and the Bandit."
Just seems like a ripoff to me.

 

The BMW commercial..."Mommy, what is neuuutering?" We'll done.

 

I don't get the Gillette Fusion ads with Andre 3000, Adrien Brody and the other Spanish actor/model (whoever he is). I think all three of them have shitty-looking facial hair. SNL actually did a parody of it this week.

 

Partial redemption however for the kid playing Axel F.

 

You know, a political ad has me rolling on the floor. Starts with "If you take away his toys, he'll play with a stick..."

Although it sure sounds like "he'll play with his dick."

It's so wrong, but so funny.

 

Why is Debbie Motherfucking Boone on my television pitching face lifts? It was bad enough Debbie Motherfucking Boone traumatized my childhood with You Light Up My Motherfucking Life. Now Debbie Motherfucking Boone has to come back decades later to scare the hell out of me when I just want to watch baseball on a sick day? Why Debbie Motherfucking Boone? Why?

 

If that was all any spawn of mine learned to play on the tuba, I think I'd want to be out of town too.

 

Latest Guinness Black Lager commercial has some song I've never heard with the lyrices "Once you go black, you never go back." Seriously.

 

Damn, I bet I heard that song during one point in my life (trapped in the back seat of my mom's car) probably 5 times a day for months on end. It literally was inescapable...it was on rock, soft rock, country stations on a loop. I am not exaggerating.

 

Nothing compared to the douchebucket E-trade baby, the world's greatest argument for making post-natal abortion legal to the age of ten.

Although pretty much all the fucking talking baby commercials can go.