Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

That would be awesome to see the gal drop to her knees and start to unzip his pants, just as "every kiss begins with Kay" starts up in the background. Or, if that's too graphic, have her drop to his knees and show hubby's eyes roll back in his head, a la Ray in Ghostbusters.

 

Reminds me of my favorite joke:

Little girl asks her pregnant mom, "How did you get pregnant?"

Mom says, "Well, daddy planted his seed in my tummy."

Little girls contemplates that, then asks, "Did you have to swallow daddy's seed to get pregnant?"

Mom replies, "Oh no, honey. That's how mommy gets jewelry!"

 

All this reminds me of a Family Guy clip:

 

I'm bummed that "louderYes.com" does not lead one to a former Olympian track star's hobby site.

 

the Bud Light ad with the Niners fan showing up at some apartment where he used to live saying he lived there when they won the Super Bowl. Um, sorry but he looks like he's late 20s or early 30s. The last Niners Super Bowl title came 18 years ago. So this guy is returning to the place his folks had while he was growing up. But the couple seems to be youngish, and not likely to be living in a place that would be big enough for a family with a teenager. Plus the place looks quite small.

A) I may be over-thinking this
B) Wouldn't it be better to do this ad with a fan of the team that last won a title 10 years or so ago, so that someone in their early 30s now would have seen it from his post-college bachelor pad or college apartment, a team like the Pats (8 years), Colts (6 years), Bucs (10 years) or Ravens (12 years)
C) Or go the opposite route, get an octogenarian saying he saw the Cardinals or Lions win their last title from that apartment.

 

Stupid ad, but in a related development:

 

If we're talking about the commercial I just saw, that guy does not look like he's in his late 20s or early 30s, at least not to me. Thirty-five, maybe.

 

So if he was 35...that means the last Niners' SB was his senior year of high school.

I'm pretty bored with the ad as well...would be better if she didn't seem so into the fact that a stranger is in her house.
Whore.

 

To borrow a phrase from "New Girl" for the Guinness Black Lager guy:

"Douche Jar! NOW!"

 

Apparently 5 Hour Energy is marketing exclusively to dbags, judging by its latest commercial. I thought it was a joke, but it seemed mildly serious. Doesn't seem like a smart business move.

 

When have you seen an energy drink commercial that doesn't market to douchebags?

 

I guess I watch a lot of things seniors watch...