Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

That's actually the only one of those I like. The concept is just absurd enough to appeal to my sense of the weird, and I get a kick out of the snarky tones of the gazelles.

 

I like that one too, but can't stand the Eddie Money one.

 

I'd rather watch football at a stranger's house, on a BW television, amidst 18 screaming children all unde the age of 5, than try to watch football at a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Buffalo Wild Wings is louder than a house full of 18 screaming children all under the age of 5.
The 'fans' at Buffalo Wild Wings are having dumber covnersations and know less about football than the 18 screaming children all under the age of 5.

 

And it's worse on UFC night, guaranteed to end with at least one fight because the townies treat the corporate restaurant with a bar just like they would the urine-drenched dive they normally inhabit.

 

I've never been in any bar on a UFC night and NOT seen at least one fight. If I am going out after work on a Saturday night, I make sure there is not a UFC card that night. Of course, I usually go to the urine-drenched dive. But they have great wings!

 

"Record five shows at once on your DirecTV Genie!"

Unless you're a TV critic, why in blue hell would you ever need to record five shows at once?

 

I don't know, but I'm sweet on the genie girl. Not the one who shoots fire arrows that explode into a monster in the sky, but the girl in silver who sits on the TV. Her eyes set the night on fire.

 

She has a late 70s/Superman II look about her. Like she should be shooting out of the Superman II credits. Very direct, very flashy.

I'm not sure I even know what any of that means, but the description seems apt.

 

Her name's Hannah Davis.

http://coedmagazine.com/2013/01/07/whos-that-girl-hannah-davis-directv-genie-photos/#photo=7

 

At first I thought it was Jemima Kirke from Girls. The face, and particularly the eyes, are very similar.

 

Is there anyone Jeter isn't fucking?

 

Is Dodge seriously selling the Dart with a wedding registry payment plan?