Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

Yeah, no crap. Mine also. Heck, we might as well just dedicate one of the 4 "streams" we can record on with U-Verse for the Food Network.

 

I can't believe this is shown on national TV. "Cook it Safe" PSA

 

OK fair enough. I will amend my statement tons at how in the world is not being able to record five shows at once more annoying than seeing your dog carried away by a large bird? Hours of recorded TV or having a family pet not being ripped apart by large talons. Call me crazy but my DVR will be among the last things on my mind.

 

If you ever wondered why Nick Jr runs Dora at 2 am... This is why.

 

"Hi, I just drank a 5-hour energy while running a marathon and knitting a sweater"

The epitome of douche. He should be hawking Summer's Eve.

 

Can't wait for the next five hours! :

 

Chiefs' Eric Winston cuts a promo for KC's CBS affiliate. This blogger seems to have liked it, but in truth it was painful to watch.

http://www.chatsports.com/kansas-city-chiefs/a/Super-Bowl-commercials-Eric-Winston-and-KCTV5-win-2013-2-7338535#

 

Doesn't count as a Super Bowl commercial because I've seen it before, but that internet service with the alien and the cat is one of the stupidest commercials I've ever seen.

 

"A clean beaver always finds more wood."

http://www.freshandsexy.com/

So Kleenex is no longer acceptable?

 

Kay Jewlers has one with a guy giving a necklace to his soon-to-be stepdaughter. The only reason he's doing it is to get a BJ or the mom lets him go back door.

 

I see XFinity/Comcast/Cuhhhhntblast has yet another edition of the commercial where the snot-nosed asshole 12-year-old kid lectures the snotnosed asshole 6-7 year-old kids about how soft and easy the young whippersnappers have it nowadays, nothing like the olden days of 2006 and 2007.

Just fucking stop it. It wasn't funny, it isn't funny, and it will never BE funny. Just. Fucking. Stop. It.

That is an order.

 

I don't like the open heart collection but ...

I have my two step daughter a pandora charm bracelet and my step son a dog tag necklace before I married their mom. Why? Because, in a way, I was marrying the whole family. They needed to know they were special to me. These thing would help symbolize that. Before, I would have totally agreed with you, but now I totally get it.